Thursday, 19 February 2009

Comedy Interlude... Larrs Grooven - Electric City

Its been a bit of a rough few months for former CWP composer and one-time Dutch Techno artiste Lars Grooven. Stranded in post-credit crunch London after his time machine dumped him here from the late 25th century, and with not enough AA batteries on sale at the local Argos for him to power “Das Grooven Maschine” (the one-off desktop solution to all humanity’s computing problems), Lars neitherless, did had one brief flirtation with success in the (conceptually doomed) first-ever online fish and chip shop, “The Frying Dutchman”. However, Lars is now clearly on the road to fame and fortune, with a new track “Electric City”, inspired his horrific experiences of life on 25th century earth…


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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2009 9:25 pm

    Das lyriks!

    Electric City (Techno) By Larrs Grooven

    I’m acting out my protocol
    down in the electric city yeah,
    I spend my days searching for the meaning of techno,

    My girlfriend is an L-class android,
    She doesn't share my cybernetics,
    I spend my days searching for the meaning of techno,

    Let everybody techno,
    Let everybody dance,
    To the music,
    Let everybody groove,
    To the rhythm,
    You're feelin’ alright,

    *****

    I work in an electric city
    Trying to earn a virtual breakfast yeah,
    I spend my days searching for the meaning of techno,

    I sound like a giraffe on acid
    Trying to climb the purple rainbow
    I spend my days searching for the meaning of techno,

    Let everybody techno (etc)

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2009 1:02 pm

    hahaha! that amuses me greatly, you imbecilic chili eating, techno dancing groove master! ha, with fools like you, this planet is ripe for destruction!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2009 11:09 pm

    Have you still got mien Kraftwerk CD's Goldtop?

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2009 12:56 pm

    actually, silvertop is using it to create some ambient sounds for our spaceship. hahaha!

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  5. UnknownFebruary 24, 2009 10:51 pm

    Very electronic...the future sound of Rotterdam, no doubt...

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