Imagine if traffic lights had a personality. Yeah, you know, Red, Amber and Green, imagine if they had a personality. You come to a certain road junction and always the lights turn red, and you think 'you ******' to yourself.
But what if the lights had a personality. What would they be like. Well, I reckon the ones at Traflgar Square are mildly anarchistic, while the traffic lights at Stockwell are plain sadistic. The ones in Morden are vindictive little buggers while the ones in Streatham are actually all right, if it is night time.
All right, El Director is off to bed, it has been a long night!
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