(Note, that they were dressed far more fashionably than the above picture suggests)
El Director: Kay, do you see the way these models walk?
Kay: Yes...
El Director: The way they strut down the catwalk?
Kay: Strut?
El Director: Yes, you know. Nipples out, suck in cheeks, hips wriggling!
Kay: I have no hips!
El Director: Of course you do. All you need is some shapely jeans, put your butt out and Bob's your uncle, you have hips!
Kay: Okay.
Kay looks round nervously as El Director slaps his back.
El Director: Here, look, do you see the way they walk. Now why can't you do that in an episode of Caution Wet Paint. Now that would be classy!
Kay slowly edges away from the seat, hoping El Director does not notice that he is missing...
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See Kuldip's Vlog and Opinions from London Fashion Week - HERE!
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