Monday, 1 December 2008

Shoping does not equal f-ing

Some people love to go shopping.

Not El D.

He despises it.

Whether online, in store or via a phone directory (what's that?), there is no pleasure in it for El D.

Maybe it is because he is evil and stingy.

Maybe it is because he has no cash on him.

Or maybe it is because he sees the futility in such purchases (blame Archaeology for that one).

El D. has shopped today.

He is not happy.
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1 comment:

  1. UnknownDecember 01, 2008 9:47 pm

    But it's the season of good cheer...hip-hip, hooray!

    Btw, has Christmas disappeared this year or what? Does this just confirm that our ideas of what constitutes Christmas have been shaped for so long by money that we no longer know what it means sans iPod?

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