Interview with the Mother of El Director

Hello all bloggers and viewers; thank you for tuning in to the Caution Wet Paint blog channel.

As you have seen from the two previous blogs, El Director is nowhere to be seen - there are no clear clues as to his whereabouts but the local authorities have deduced that El Director was kidnapped by some funky characters that have links to milk bottles and smoke.

Now in an exclusive interview with the mother of El Director, she sheds some light on to the identity of her son's captors and asks the general public - 'Have you seen him? Tell me have you seen him? lalalaaa'



Please message us if you know more about the whereabouts of El Director or the identities of his milk obsessed captors...

The Jazz Diva?

From tomorrow I will dedicate a whole week (well, maybe a few days) explaining the real ingredients that makes up Caution Wet Paint. But first, we have had many queries on who the jazz diva of CWP is.

Well, introducing to you, the one, and only, Smokey Redtop, the world's first singing milk bottle!



All right, so many of you out there cannot believe that a milk bottle can sing. But let me make one statement to change your mind. This is London, not Disneyland! Anything can happen here...and sometimes milk bottles feel more than just cold and, well, milky.

And so introducing our very own Jazz Diva, Smokey Redtop - the world's first singing milk bottle!

Smokey Redtop's "The Gift!"