Why Milk is Bad for You

It rots really quickly, as humans are the only mammal that drinks milk into adulthood, we are going against the natural order of our bodies and nothing with that kind of emulsion like texture can be good for you.

Plus it comes from outer space.



(Disclaimer: Please note that pasteurised milk rots a lot less quickly and like many fresh foods, rotting can be utilised to make a variety of foodstuffs such a yogurt, butter and cheese. And many useful foodstuffs are partially rotted in order to give it that wholesome flavour. Beer (rotted hops), Wine (rotted grapes), K Fried Chicken (Rotten full stop). The fact that many members of the human race can digest milk is probably due to a selective advantage to avoid famine. The notion that milk comes from Outer Space is an utterly ridiculous concept unless you are a cow that is part of the British Contingent to the ISS)