Forgive my indulgence, but El Director said that I could post some of my own futile efforts...
EPISODE 1: Team Jazz are here to save the world!!!
I guess that means that we're all pretty much screwed then?
Enjoy
- El Maestro
Monday, 30 June 2008
TEAM JAZZ!!! Episode One
Enjoy
- El Maestro
Please!
Okay guys, I just need a check-up. ANy fans reading this blog, if you can just check the downloads of the mp3's from oour website:
www.cautionwetpaintmovie.com and test out any faults would be much appreciated.
El D.
(3am in the bloody morning, still on the computer!!!)
P.S. - Oh, and help yourselves to the mp3's. Courtesy of a (now) chained up El Maestro
www.cautionwetpaintmovie.com and test out any faults would be much appreciated.
El D.
(3am in the bloody morning, still on the computer!!!)
P.S. - Oh, and help yourselves to the mp3's. Courtesy of a (now) chained up El Maestro
Sunday, 29 June 2008
Saturday, 28 June 2008
The Baba Speaks!
Lovely bits of madness are caressing the ridges in my brain. From here to there, flirty to mirthy (they are real words - damn you firefox for correcting me!), the inner reaches of my wonderous imagination leave me to feel many things in the epoch of the tet-a-tet known as semi-skimmed proof.
Oh lo and behold the bounty and fruit of my labour, a hard sweat amongst the torrid tide which I strive to overcome but can see not one but many loopholes to that which they call creativity. How some may be stupid in their thoughts, but forgive them, for they are stubborn in what they wish to perceive as their own righteousness.
And yet they continue to defile me and my sacred land, where only the pixies dance with honey covered nuts and sugar. Such is the delicious diabetic tale of my own wanderings on this Earth, all a measure of the futility to escape from what was once called reality but is now so aptly known as life. And vivre too!
And so the water scalded my hand and my palm recovered from its burn marks. The mercury levels of fish are thankfully low and so the population of my wonderful homeland exists only as an experimentation on the future of humanity. Country music flirts through my mind and the warm caress of Chow Mein and Tofu only serve to remind me of a happier time when blood pumped through my veins and flowed gently through my arteries - a contradiction of human biology was the miracle known as my own body.
And so I leave you with these thoughts, the random mumblings on my own synapses, only to wish you a wonderful respite from what they call struggle but to remind you that a life of Zig Zags eventually proves itself to be far more rewarding than the organisation of your own bank balance as for one day, we all must participate in the struggle, there is only one quote, which I wil now 'borrow' as my own.
Just keep on playing!
Oh lo and behold the bounty and fruit of my labour, a hard sweat amongst the torrid tide which I strive to overcome but can see not one but many loopholes to that which they call creativity. How some may be stupid in their thoughts, but forgive them, for they are stubborn in what they wish to perceive as their own righteousness.
And yet they continue to defile me and my sacred land, where only the pixies dance with honey covered nuts and sugar. Such is the delicious diabetic tale of my own wanderings on this Earth, all a measure of the futility to escape from what was once called reality but is now so aptly known as life. And vivre too!
And so the water scalded my hand and my palm recovered from its burn marks. The mercury levels of fish are thankfully low and so the population of my wonderful homeland exists only as an experimentation on the future of humanity. Country music flirts through my mind and the warm caress of Chow Mein and Tofu only serve to remind me of a happier time when blood pumped through my veins and flowed gently through my arteries - a contradiction of human biology was the miracle known as my own body.
And so I leave you with these thoughts, the random mumblings on my own synapses, only to wish you a wonderful respite from what they call struggle but to remind you that a life of Zig Zags eventually proves itself to be far more rewarding than the organisation of your own bank balance as for one day, we all must participate in the struggle, there is only one quote, which I wil now 'borrow' as my own.
Just keep on playing!
Friday, 27 June 2008
Portobello Film Festival Launch Party
On the 10th July, the drive for the Portobello Film Festival begins!!! A launch party by the festival organisers will start our preparation and media storm for Caution, Wet Paint's entry into the forthcoming festival in August!!
It is a great honor as always when hard work is rewarded so well done to all the cast and crew!!!
Best get shining me shoes....
Caution Wet Paint rocks!
La Producer xx
It is a great honor as always when hard work is rewarded so well done to all the cast and crew!!!
Best get shining me shoes....
Caution Wet Paint rocks!
La Producer xx
Thursday, 26 June 2008
Wednesday, 25 June 2008
Keep smiling
Okay, maybe writing a blog at 3am will not do me any good, but it has to b done. Just finished an article for OhmyNews. Normally, I spend about an hour or so on the article, but I am currently doing a 'series' which actually requires me to take the damn thing seriously. Sometimes I think I am nuts with my commitments to myself, but it was something that has been burning inside of me for a while and it is an attempt to link video and analysis into one.
Need sleep, and milk...
Need sleep, and milk...
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
Do You Want to Wear Me?
Hello all! Just releasing the first of many vlogs looking at how I will design custom made t-shirts for Jay and Kay to wear in forthcoming episodes of Caution, Wet Paint.
I hope you enjoy it!
Lick the Bottle...
La Producer xx
I hope you enjoy it!
Lick the Bottle...
La Producer xx
Monday, 23 June 2008
Sunday, 22 June 2008
Saturday, 21 June 2008
From the Diary of J.S. Maestro, 1785
I was clearing out some papers in the attic and came across this one from my great, great, great grandfather, J.S Maestro...
- El. Maestro
Friday, 20 June 2008
Just a quickie
El Director is busily editing away today - that documentary is going to take some serious time out of me. So just for fun, I did some googling on the net.
Basically, it is kind of a show. Type in your name (in this case, Caution Wet Paint) and another word, so creating a phrase, for example:
caution wet paint dies
And see what the top result is. That brilliant piece of procrastination can be found here.
Of course, I wish I had come up with such a brilliant idea for procrastinating, but it is a video reply to bobblog89.
(That fantastic piece of music in the video, will be 'utilised' by next week).
Basically, it is kind of a show. Type in your name (in this case, Caution Wet Paint) and another word, so creating a phrase, for example:
caution wet paint dies
And see what the top result is. That brilliant piece of procrastination can be found here.
Of course, I wish I had come up with such a brilliant idea for procrastinating, but it is a video reply to bobblog89.
(That fantastic piece of music in the video, will be 'utilised' by next week).
Thursday, 19 June 2008
El Director asks the Questions!
As part of the Prime Minister's request to ask him 'anything', I decided to ask him a very simple one. Why does the British Government still support the Uk's arms industry.
Now, I of course do not expect an answer as my question will not sit comfortably with the media spin that is meant to be associated wh this first in UK politics.
However, as a first in UK politics, I also wrote an article on the matter and got published. SO now you can also read about our PM's initiative:
Article
Mr. Brown, you have asked and we have gven you the questions. We hope you are listening...
Now, I of course do not expect an answer as my question will not sit comfortably with the media spin that is meant to be associated wh this first in UK politics.
However, as a first in UK politics, I also wrote an article on the matter and got published. SO now you can also read about our PM's initiative:
Article
Mr. Brown, you have asked and we have gven you the questions. We hope you are listening...
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
A Talking Milk Bottle?
DIST: What the hell are you thinking of you drunkard? A bloody milk bottle? Singing, on the screen!
El D: Look, I can explain-
DIST: The hell you can! Just look at those ratings plummet! You want to know why? You're putting out crap!
El D: I know, it's not that great, but it's my first time at stop motion-
DIST: And pack your bags budd, it's your last time too! What possessed to to create a singing milk bottle?
El D: Well, we always use milk in 'Caution Wet Paint' and I just wanted to expand the idea a bit more.
A silence reigns through the room as Distributor and El Director face each other off.
DIST: So you're telling me that you wanted to expand your f**king mind by placing a singing milk bottle on top of a garden shed.
El D: Yes, I agree, you got a point, I should have been doing this at sixteen, but instead I was trying to be cool by drinking my face off and wasting my childhod and so I am now wasting my adulthood on childish matters.
DIST: You ain't taking me down with you. You're fired. I have had enough of this crap. I need episodes not childish whims.!
El D: But, Caution Wet Paint is childish, that's the whole point of it!
DIST: Bye now!
The door slams and El Director looks around him. He is free, but what will he do with his new found freedom?
El D: Look, I can explain-
DIST: The hell you can! Just look at those ratings plummet! You want to know why? You're putting out crap!
El D: I know, it's not that great, but it's my first time at stop motion-
DIST: And pack your bags budd, it's your last time too! What possessed to to create a singing milk bottle?
El D: Well, we always use milk in 'Caution Wet Paint' and I just wanted to expand the idea a bit more.
A silence reigns through the room as Distributor and El Director face each other off.
DIST: So you're telling me that you wanted to expand your f**king mind by placing a singing milk bottle on top of a garden shed.
El D: Yes, I agree, you got a point, I should have been doing this at sixteen, but instead I was trying to be cool by drinking my face off and wasting my childhod and so I am now wasting my adulthood on childish matters.
DIST: You ain't taking me down with you. You're fired. I have had enough of this crap. I need episodes not childish whims.!
El D: But, Caution Wet Paint is childish, that's the whole point of it!
DIST: Bye now!
The door slams and El Director looks around him. He is free, but what will he do with his new found freedom?
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
Smokey Redtop - the world's first singing milk bottle!
It is a very experimental video and the 'real version' will be up this week. But I just wanted to get started on stop motion and so introducing the latest addition to the Caution Wet Paint Universe, here is the one and only, Smokey Redtop!
Monday, 16 June 2008
Saturday, 14 June 2008
Yo!
Sorry El D. guess I have been caught ahem milky handed....hey how do I use the webcam on here?!
Ace music El Maestro...!
Lady P. xx
Ace music El Maestro...!
Lady P. xx
Musical interlude: "All About my Girl" / "Caution Wet Paint"
Please bare with us, we are experiencing some minor technical difficulties whilst we try to unglue el Director from the cereal bowl... In the meantime, here is some music...
In memorandum, Jimmy McGriff, April 3, 1936 -- May 24, 2008
-El Maestro
Friday, 13 June 2008
El Director returns as El Bastardo!
All right, the Babarouge factory has started up again after a long absence. Already I have hacked through The Gift ad we have seen a couple of aliens waiting to invade Earth!
Next up, an opera to Poplar, a gun shoot and a little bit of bondage - CWP style. El Maestro, get 1those fingers ready! Jay, clear out your pipes! Kay, get ready for a bumpy landing Oi, La Producer, where the hell is the paperwork?
Next up, an opera to Poplar, a gun shoot and a little bit of bondage - CWP style. El Maestro, get 1those fingers ready! Jay, clear out your pipes! Kay, get ready for a bumpy landing Oi, La Producer, where the hell is the paperwork?
Thursday, 12 June 2008
milk. milk, milk!
i love milk,
it makes my bones strong,
it tastes yummy,
sometimes it gives me wind,
but ultimately it gives me the powers I need to take over the world....
the rant of a being obsessed with miiillllkkk
it makes my bones strong,
it tastes yummy,
sometimes it gives me wind,
but ultimately it gives me the powers I need to take over the world....
the rant of a being obsessed with miiillllkkk
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
Thanks and New Website
First things first. Caution Wet Paint is live! I have never been so excited in all my life. Nor have I lost so much hair in the last 72 hours, but here it is the official Caution Wet Paint website:
www.cautionwetpaintmovie.com
Secondly, a VLog!
It has been a while since I have done one of them.
www.cautionwetpaintmovie.com
Secondly, a VLog!
It has been a while since I have done one of them.
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Nameste and Vanakkam to our Fans!
A big helllo to our internet audience!!! Hello to all of the lovely fans who watched 'Caution, Wet Paint; jay and Kay's Grand Fight'. Thank you to You Tube India who put us on their front page because of our lovely fans, thank you and we hope you really enjoyed it!!! There is more, much more to come from our little milky universe...there are so many episodes in the Caution, Wet Paint series so we hope you enjoy the rest of them and keep tuning in to our milky universe!
We are now live at so do drop by and say hello!!
From the babarouge team..."I like you!"...
la producer xx
We are now live at so do drop by and say hello!!
From the babarouge team..."I like you!"...
la producer xx
Monday, 9 June 2008
Music to "the Gift" Pt.3
For those of you who have managed to stay awake during the last two installments, here is the final scintillating part of my documentary on "the Gift"...
Its a very brief overview of the recording, sequencing and mixing process. Sorry if its a bit garbled, I had a lot to try and fit in!
Its a very brief overview of the recording, sequencing and mixing process. Sorry if its a bit garbled, I had a lot to try and fit in!
I'm afraid my work on this will have to be put on hold for a few days as I have a recording coming up with my "real" jazz ensemble, but hopefully we'll have a finished movie for you in a week or so...
PS. The VST synth you see in the video is WIVI, produced by Wallander Instruments and comes with el Maestro's recommendations. The woodwind and brass modules are v. expressive with lots of scope for nuance.
El Maestro
el d has two breakfasts!
suddenly a ridiculous amount of people have viewed this video.
So I clicked onto youtube and discovered why.
We are on the front page of youtube India.
Yes - I am now exposed to the world's biggest cinematic audience and the land of half a billion beanies!
(el d.)
So I clicked onto youtube and discovered why.
We are on the front page of youtube India.
Yes - I am now exposed to the world's biggest cinematic audience and the land of half a billion beanies!
(el d.)
el d. has breakfast
man, it is too early in the morning for all of this! for those in the know, click onto our rss and you will get the latest from ari (jay) and kuldip (kay) - exclusive interviews with the guys themselves. and yes, i will be posting their vlogs in the week.
Feed on Us - RSS Stylie
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all right, it is too early in the morning. i am now catching up on sleep on the tube (you got to love the district line clickety clack motion) and my body clock demands cheese instead of sleep. something is definitely wrong with this body of mine i wonder if i can get an upgrade.
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sleep el d...no! must edit 'the gift'!
Feed on Us - RSS Stylie
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all right, it is too early in the morning. i am now catching up on sleep on the tube (you got to love the district line clickety clack motion) and my body clock demands cheese instead of sleep. something is definitely wrong with this body of mine i wonder if i can get an upgrade.
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sleep el d...no! must edit 'the gift'!
Sunday, 8 June 2008
Saturday, 7 June 2008
Friday, 6 June 2008
Press
Our milky world of fun and frollicks has started to open the floodgates of the local press..which is fantastic as more and more people become of aware of who we are and what we do...if any of our lovely readers would love to do a feature on us via their own myspace/blogger/facebook/bebo/youtube/local press/national press on any medium, we would love to talk! Also if you have any questions regarding what we do and how we do it, please do not hesitate to contact us or add us as a friend!
la producer xx
la producer xx
Thursday, 5 June 2008
The Film Makers
Being a film maker in today's world presents a really tricky scenario. There is the traditional route of going to film school, learning on digital, shooting a couple of HD shorts to get into minor festivals before shooting a magnificent short film on 35mm as a calling card.
And then there is the Babarouge way of making films. Shoot off the hip, fluke and pray our way into festivals and then look agonisingly at the mountain there is to climb...
Quite clearly the sensible way of making films would be the former. But, as a bunch of Londoners, with not even a score to spare, traditional film making presents an impossible challenge.
Thank goodness for the internet - watch how the playing field gets levelled by us...wahaha!
And then there is the Babarouge way of making films. Shoot off the hip, fluke and pray our way into festivals and then look agonisingly at the mountain there is to climb...
Quite clearly the sensible way of making films would be the former. But, as a bunch of Londoners, with not even a score to spare, traditional film making presents an impossible challenge.
Thank goodness for the internet - watch how the playing field gets levelled by us...wahaha!
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
the website slowly gets constructed
right, i am busy designing the website for cautionwetpaintmovie.com
at the moment, all i see is the code. wait until i ftp the evil thing, something i have never tried before. but i must admit, i never knew i liked the colour pink so much.
(el director)
at the moment, all i see is the code. wait until i ftp the evil thing, something i have never tried before. but i must admit, i never knew i liked the colour pink so much.
(el director)
A Journey Into the Mind of el Maestro...
Word up! I will be posting a series of short movies over then next week, chronicling my adventures whilst building the soundtrack to the next CWP episode, “The Gift”. I’ll share the creative process with you in a blow by blow account of what its like to write original music to a deadline, (without revealing too much of the plot of course). Yes, I’m as apprehensive as you are, because I haven’t seen the footage yet, so I’ve no idea what I’m going to do… (That is, providing El Director can finish the edit soon as I have a tough recording session to get ready for next week...) }:
El Maestro
British Film Magazine
Hey Peeps!
I just wanted to mention that prior to our visit to Cannes and the Cannes Film Market, we appeared in a few press publications; in particular, the British Film Magazine did a fantastic article on our film 'Caution, Wet Paint'. It examines the film's independent roots, in terms of being completely self-funded and made with a budget of under a hundred pounds and its use of digital technology and the internet!
http://britishfilmmagazine.com/articles/caution-wet-paint-bold-plans.html
Enjoy the milky fun...and big kudos to all the cast and crew involved in making 'Caution, Wet Paint' !
La Producer xx
I just wanted to mention that prior to our visit to Cannes and the Cannes Film Market, we appeared in a few press publications; in particular, the British Film Magazine did a fantastic article on our film 'Caution, Wet Paint'. It examines the film's independent roots, in terms of being completely self-funded and made with a budget of under a hundred pounds and its use of digital technology and the internet!
http://britishfilmmagazine.com/articles/caution-wet-paint-bold-plans.html
Enjoy the milky fun...and big kudos to all the cast and crew involved in making 'Caution, Wet Paint' !
La Producer xx
official website, nextweek
yo, yo, yo, it's el director here. madly underway on website bits and bobs, we should have a test version up net week.
the late nights are a coming...
Monday, 2 June 2008
Picture Us on Your TV and in the Cinema
Hello fans! Thank you for taking the time to look at our blog for 'Caution, Wet Paint'. I hope you enjoy the quirky fun our colourful characters - 'Jay' and 'Kay' get up to. You can catch a glimpse of what we get up to on and off the set from the photos below, and a glimpse at future episodes.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
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