A little bit of S&M

I like you...



I just felt a little kinky (el d.)

El Director = Serial Killer

So Kay wants to kill me?

Go on, make my day...



(El D.)

Country

El Director does not leave London often. If he does, it is normally somewhere nice, via an airport. But this month, he is out of the capital twice, domestic, and in a surprising bout of environmentalism is taking public transport there. The first is tomorrow, to the hay fever soaked hills of Kent to see how aliens make hops. It will prove to be a most excessive bout of fun-fueled mayhem and murder along lines that many people would cry along.

Oh, so do take the train darling. It is a most glorious way to travel. Really? Well, I do aim to do some editing on board tomorrow, so we will see about that!

Tally Ho! (El D - he needs more sleep...)

Ooooh-Eeeeh!

All right, I am kind of excited. Yes, I am up to something, something funky. It may or may not turn out right, but I have that tingle...(El D.)

Living the Dream...Monday Morning

On a very serious note, El Director has decided to ask a question to all youtubers and the world in general.

When do we stop living the dream and start facing reality?

A correction to that cheesy twit known as...

...El Maestro!



You are wrong! You imbecile! Just wait until my ship is repaired, and then you will truly know where milk comes from. There is only one planet where milk originates - PLOV!

I will kill all you Earthlings, slaves, and after Jay and Kay, I will be after you next, El Maestro! Hahaha!

Countries

There is one place I want to make it more than any other, at this moment in time.

Japan.

Quite simply, I love Japan and all things Japanese. I also think they would really love Jay and Kay.

Well, a man can dream...(el d.)

El Director's Guide to Writing a Blog

1) Sign into blog with your username and password.

2) Write a few lines. Wit is not a necessity, just content.

3) If you are feeling plucky, then attach a picture, or even a video. Note the example below



4) If your blog is published on more than one site (for example, Myspace and Blogger) then copy and paste from one page to the next.

5) Hit the 'publish post' button.

Voila! The blog has been posted. The world can now view your thoughts and words.

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It is so simple, El Director wonders why everyone does not have their own personal blog, or at least one posting a week.

It's so easy...like taking candy...from a baby! 1, 2, 3, (4 & 5)...

Free Mobile Ringtones from Caution Wet Paint!

They are here - those funky tunes and the rhythmic beats of El Maestro, for you to play on your phone and dance around like Jay and Kay!

Just a note, this particular episode was 'Jay's' idea...

So enjoy the music spills of Caution Wet Paint on your mobile phone. Download for free today!

Ringtones for Caution Wet Paint on your mobile Phone!

Just a quickie

El Director is busily editing away today - that documentary is going to take some serious time out of me. So just for fun, I did some googling on the net.

Basically, it is kind of a show. Type in your name (in this case, Caution Wet Paint) and another word, so creating a phrase, for example:

caution wet paint dies

And see what the top result is. That brilliant piece of procrastination can be found here.



Of course, I wish I had come up with such a brilliant idea for procrastinating, but it is a video reply to bobblog89.

(That fantastic piece of music in the video, will be 'utilised' by next week).

A Talking Milk Bottle?

DIST: What the hell are you thinking of you drunkard? A bloody milk bottle? Singing, on the screen!

El D: Look, I can explain-

DIST: The hell you can! Just look at those ratings plummet! You want to know why? You're putting out crap!

El D: I know, it's not that great, but it's my first time at stop motion-

DIST: And pack your bags budd, it's your last time too! What possessed to to create a singing milk bottle?

El D: Well, we always use milk in 'Caution Wet Paint' and I just wanted to expand the idea a bit more.


A silence reigns through the room as Distributor and El Director face each other off.


DIST: So you're telling me that you wanted to expand your f**king mind by placing a singing milk bottle on top of a garden shed.

El D: Yes, I agree, you got a point, I should have been doing this at sixteen, but instead I was trying to be cool by drinking my face off and wasting my childhod and so I am now wasting my adulthood on childish matters.

DIST: You ain't taking me down with you. You're fired. I have had enough of this crap. I need episodes not childish whims.!

El D: But, Caution Wet Paint is childish, that's the whole point of it!

DIST: Bye now!


The door slams and El Director looks around him. He is free, but what will he do with his new found freedom?

Smokey Redtop - the world's first singing milk bottle!

It is a very experimental video and the 'real version' will be up this week. But I just wanted to get started on stop motion and so introducing the latest addition to the Caution Wet Paint Universe, here is the one and only, Smokey Redtop!

Thanks and New Website

First things first. Caution Wet Paint is live! I have never been so excited in all my life. Nor have I lost so much hair in the last 72 hours, but here it is the official Caution Wet Paint website:

www.cautionwetpaintmovie.com

Secondly, a VLog!



It has been a while since I have done one of them.