Imbecilles! See how great I am!
Showing posts with label bottle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bottle. Show all posts
Wednesday, 5 November 2008
Monday, 27 October 2008
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Milk!
How else can two grown men settle their differences? Kung Fu, betting? Nay, the simple past time of Rock Paper Scissors, can end wars, defuse conflict and dissolve deadlocks. An unbeliever?
CWP: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Milk - The Webisode!
CWP: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Milk - The Webisode!
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
A Talking Milk Bottle?
DIST: What the hell are you thinking of you drunkard? A bloody milk bottle? Singing, on the screen!
El D: Look, I can explain-
DIST: The hell you can! Just look at those ratings plummet! You want to know why? You're putting out crap!
El D: I know, it's not that great, but it's my first time at stop motion-
DIST: And pack your bags budd, it's your last time too! What possessed to to create a singing milk bottle?
El D: Well, we always use milk in 'Caution Wet Paint' and I just wanted to expand the idea a bit more.
A silence reigns through the room as Distributor and El Director face each other off.
DIST: So you're telling me that you wanted to expand your f**king mind by placing a singing milk bottle on top of a garden shed.
El D: Yes, I agree, you got a point, I should have been doing this at sixteen, but instead I was trying to be cool by drinking my face off and wasting my childhod and so I am now wasting my adulthood on childish matters.
DIST: You ain't taking me down with you. You're fired. I have had enough of this crap. I need episodes not childish whims.!
El D: But, Caution Wet Paint is childish, that's the whole point of it!
DIST: Bye now!
The door slams and El Director looks around him. He is free, but what will he do with his new found freedom?
El D: Look, I can explain-
DIST: The hell you can! Just look at those ratings plummet! You want to know why? You're putting out crap!
El D: I know, it's not that great, but it's my first time at stop motion-
DIST: And pack your bags budd, it's your last time too! What possessed to to create a singing milk bottle?
El D: Well, we always use milk in 'Caution Wet Paint' and I just wanted to expand the idea a bit more.
A silence reigns through the room as Distributor and El Director face each other off.
DIST: So you're telling me that you wanted to expand your f**king mind by placing a singing milk bottle on top of a garden shed.
El D: Yes, I agree, you got a point, I should have been doing this at sixteen, but instead I was trying to be cool by drinking my face off and wasting my childhod and so I am now wasting my adulthood on childish matters.
DIST: You ain't taking me down with you. You're fired. I have had enough of this crap. I need episodes not childish whims.!
El D: But, Caution Wet Paint is childish, that's the whole point of it!
DIST: Bye now!
The door slams and El Director looks around him. He is free, but what will he do with his new found freedom?
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
Smokey Redtop - the world's first singing milk bottle!
It is a very experimental video and the 'real version' will be up this week. But I just wanted to get started on stop motion and so introducing the latest addition to the Caution Wet Paint Universe, here is the one and only, Smokey Redtop!
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