El Director hates rendering

I may have a 3Ghz processor, 4GB of memory and 1TB on my main HD (plus another 1TB external drive). But that does not mean that this computer is not s**t. It is s**t. I hate computers.

In a (very) recent conversation with El Maestro, he asked what I am going to do once I have finished with Caution Wet Paint. One of the tempting answers was to smash my computer in...

Back to the screen of hell...

Kay's holiday in Mumbai

A few Pics from my trip in Mumbai last year



Enjoy!

I saw Jay and other things...

There was a reason why I crossed three counties to see this man. But enough! Instead we have a VLOG for you to watch. Now!!! (el d)



Watch Vlog by clicking HERE!

Fashionistas!

El Director and Kay were sitting by the catwalk at London Fashion week:



(Note, that they were dressed far more fashionably than the above picture suggests)

El Director: Kay, do you see the way these models walk?
Kay: Yes...
El Director: The way they strut down the catwalk?
Kay: Strut?
El Director: Yes, you know. Nipples out, suck in cheeks, hips wriggling!
Kay: I have no hips!
El Director: Of course you do. All you need is some shapely jeans, put your butt out and Bob's your uncle, you have hips!
Kay: Okay.

Kay looks round nervously as El Director slaps his back.

El Director: Here, look, do you see the way they walk. Now why can't you do that in an episode of Caution Wet Paint. Now that would be classy!

Kay slowly edges away from the seat, hoping El Director does not notice that he is missing...

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See Kuldip's Vlog and Opinions from London Fashion Week - HERE!

The Ingredients of Caution Wet Paint 4: Kay

And so the other half of our comic duo, Kay reveals the lighter, more humourous (humorous) side of the Caution Wet Paint videos and webisodes. Light and fluffy, Kay is everybody's favourite (favorite) postman (mailman).

But there is a more sinister side to Kay. Comedy that is dark and that goes beyond the brightness of a bottle of milk. He has an evil streak, masked by his carefree grin. For Kay is not just some simpleton postman but a devious individual who is looking for only one thing from Jay. Bondage.

For wherever there is Jay, there as to be Kay. Ying to the Yang, heads to the tales, it is virtually impossible to have one without the other. And so we give you the fourth ingredient of Caution Wet Paint.



Kay the Cool.

Knife Crime

Hell, we have all had our two cents on the debate, and one of my first articles for OhmyNews where I predicted the rise in violence unless something was done. Of course, this year, the newspapers are fulled with reports of knife crime and one of my colleagues on the Nightbus last week had a knife incident on his vehicle while driving. So far, I have been lucky not to be a direct victim of knife crime, but it is only matter of time until something happens to me that is way too close for comfort.

Yes, I am p***ed off with knife crime. I feel utterly helpless about it. And I despise te people carrying those weapons. But what more can I do. Well, I tried an article, that did not work. I tried a Radio Show and that still did not work. So I am trying a short film, and let's see how that works:



Comedy maybe a solution...

My Article for OhmyNews in January on Knife Crime

Caution Wet Paint takes on Knife Crime: A Video