Rock, Paper, Scissors, Milk!

How else can two grown men settle their differences? Kung Fu, betting? Nay, the simple past time of Rock Paper Scissors, can end wars, defuse conflict and dissolve deadlocks. An unbeliever?



CWP: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Milk - The Webisode!

Comedy

'Knock, knock'

'There once was a man...'

'I like you...Ok...

The Future's Bright...

First of all, just one more look at that great article from CNN:

Our article on CNN - Click here!

Secondly, it was great to be on CNN but now the hard work begins. Taking Caution Wet Paint to the next level. And that is the challenge. Yes, it is scary, and there is no certainty that I will succeed. After all, the paint is one zany idea that has already punched way above its weight.

The future is bright, it is damn scary, but it is a future that I am to embrace...(cmd)

Mystic Goldtop's Daily Horoscope: Virgo

Hahaha! This one is easy. Too easy for a superior liquid filled brain such as myself. You are pathetic! All of you. Virgos, in this day and age, ha! As a vassal for my superior intellect you will do whatever I say, simply because I command you as such. Yes, that is what will happen to you today. Also, the fourth mood of Hades will spin constantly, causing you to deliver your letters to the wrong address.

(An example of a pathetic Virgo humanoid form)



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Do you have confusion in your life? Need clarity and purpose to justify your existence. Then phone Mystic Goldtop on 0990 123 4567 or text 'I am obviously a complete Imbecile' to 89990 and feel the clarity that milk provides*!

(Disclaimer: Obviously these numbers do not lead to a service for Zodiac/Tarrot readings, but probably to some pornographic service that will continue to rape your phone bill until you are left penniless and destitute in the gutter. If you phone/text these numbers, we cannot be held accountable for your own stupidity. Listening to Mystic Goldtop will not make you feel better, quite the opposite, you will feel depressed, lonely and a former shell of yourself as your own reasons for living are ripped to shred by what is possibly the most unpleasant person that has come from CWP. Receiving texts from Mystic Goldtop is simply wrong, quite possibly as he has no fingers or thumbs by which to operate such devices. Mystic Goldtop is not a person, but a milk based life form from the Planet Plov, somewhere in the vicinity of Zargon, which you will find off Junction 9 on the M20 in Kent. Mystic Goldtop's so called astrological service is provided for a very high fee on the behalf of Caution Wet Paint Services a subsidiary of Plov Enterprises (PVT). Calls will be monitored because we are spying on our own workforce as it is cheaper to pay them slave wages and not trust them, rather than paying a decent living wage and be settled, happy in the knowledge that they would actually value the job. Note how this disclaimer contains more information (including lies, half truths and what is often referred to as 'Gospel') than the actual horoscope prediction for today.)

Mystic Goldtop's Daily Horoscope: Aries

Today you will feel hot headed. Stupid. Like an imbecile. Yes, then you will have a chance meeting with a genius next week and eventually, after many turns in your life (all due to your own incompetence) you will finally receive the bountiful rewards that you deserve of the 21st of next month, if the full moon makes it to Saturn and Neptune wiggles Uranus in just the right way, especially when once past Titan.

(A typical example of a pathetic Aries humanoid form)



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Find out what will happen to you this week and how you should deal with it! Phone 0990 123 4567 or text 'Gullible' to 89990 to find out all from Mystic Goldtop!

(Disclaimer: Phone numbers do not exist. Well, they might do, but we do not run them and so if you phone/text them, you will run up a very high bill. Very high. Do not do it. Imbeciles. Mystic Goldtop cannot accurately predict all situations, and in fact get your head out of your proverbial rear ends and start to look for something more in life than in the stars of some Greek Astronomer. Mystic Goldtop's so called astrological service is provided for a very high fee on the behalf of Caution Wet Paint Services a subsidiary of Plov Enterprises (PVT). Calls may be monitored for the purposes of quality control and customer service (ha!). Your information will not be shared unless you reside within the boundaries of the Republic of Poplar which is currently exempt from the jurisdiction of the Data Protection Act (1998) whereby we will sell your information, details and soul to the highest bidder, commonly known in Spanish as 'El Diablo'. Note how this disclaimer actually contains more information (both useful and useless) than the actual horoscope prediction above it.)

Run Lola Run?

Yesterday, we released our 100th webisode. You can check it out here and of course, do not forget to leave your comments and thoughts. It is always good to get some feedback.

It was Olivia who came up wth the idea for a 'run' to go with Nick's club beat. But I wanted to take that idea one step further and pay homage to one of the great films of all time, 'Run Lola Run'.

For me, German cinema is probably one of the most underrated schools of film in the world. Germany is funky, vibrant and unafraid to tackle its past. Two world wars and a partitioned country for much of the late Twentieth Century has given German film makers fertile ground for some of the most innovative cinema ever. Apart from Run Lola Run a couple of other classics are the hilarious Goodbye Lenin and the magnificently filmed The Downfall, which is possibly one of the greatest movies of all time.

So there you have it is not all Bollywood, El Director also loves German Cinema. And if you have not done so already, check those films out - you will not regret it.

100th Webisode

Shockingly here at Caution Wet Paint, we have reached webisode number 100. Don't believe us, well look on here. And while you are at it, enjoy some real London hospitality and take a bow at the table of fun as we celebrate the century, together!



Run Kay Run! - CLICK HERE TO WATCH

And you can DIGG us HERE!

99 and a Half...

It as been a mini-dilemma. At the moment, I see that we have 99 videos on our Youtube Channel and I have been racking my brains about what should be the 100th episode? At the moment, I was waiting to see if someone else would jump in, but it looks like I will fill the gap wth the century.

And expect a webisode tomorrow...sometime...it will be, funky...

The Ingredients of Caution Wet Paint 5: The Music

Oh yes, for us, it is all about the music! As you can see from yesterday's video we love to boogey away, and for us it is the music that moves us. It moves us to give as well as to receive! More than anything else, the music of Caution Wet Paint makes us the comedy that we are. For where else do you find Bollywood, Kung Fu and of course, plenty of milk?

So, for the final and most vital ingredient of CWP look no further than our own musical delights on offer:



Enjoy!

The Ingredients of Caution Wet Paint 4: Kay

And so the other half of our comic duo, Kay reveals the lighter, more humourous (humorous) side of the Caution Wet Paint videos and webisodes. Light and fluffy, Kay is everybody's favourite (favorite) postman (mailman).

But there is a more sinister side to Kay. Comedy that is dark and that goes beyond the brightness of a bottle of milk. He has an evil streak, masked by his carefree grin. For Kay is not just some simpleton postman but a devious individual who is looking for only one thing from Jay. Bondage.

For wherever there is Jay, there as to be Kay. Ying to the Yang, heads to the tales, it is virtually impossible to have one without the other. And so we give you the fourth ingredient of Caution Wet Paint.



Kay the Cool.