Captain Goldtop's 'Horror' Scopes!

I hate you all. You puny little humans. All that energy you expend on your existence and for what. So each day you can decide how to lead your puny little lives based on the ramblings of some cobweb covered charlatan? Well, I can do a better job than all of them put together!



Yes, feel how insignificant you are compared to my superior brain!

(Goldtop)

Captain Goldtop's Horror-Scopes!

I love you Captain...

Dear Captain Goldtop,

I love you, please be my friend...



La Pxx

Praise (or feedback) 2

Self congratulatory e-mails? I would never think of such a thing El Maestro...

I'm in the mood for KILL

For such a piece of comic genius it is surprising that we have a character like Captain Goldtop.

Now, the whole concept of Goldtop was from El M. And what a concept. Talking milk bottles, invasion from outer space. Who ever thought that two simple guys at a bus stop would become something a bit more sinister. Keep watching...

Goldtop speaks...through image!

Imbecilles! See how great I am!

Captaon Goldtop returns to insult you all!

You imbeciles! Yes, you know who you are. Do you know who Captain Goldtop, tyrant, genius and all round milk bottle.

Now, this weekend, I will be making some veedeeoos for this silly thing known as Caution Wet Paint. Obviously, this is the brainchild of some sick, twiated individual, but the pay is good and the economy of Plov is not that good after the hedonism of one chilli obsessed individual.

So, this will be the chance to exercise my iron will on a group of individuals who know nothing but idiocy. Yes, I will kill them all...hahahahahaha!

A correction to that cheesy twit known as...

...El Maestro!



You are wrong! You imbecile! Just wait until my ship is repaired, and then you will truly know where milk comes from. There is only one planet where milk originates - PLOV!

I will kill all you Earthlings, slaves, and after Jay and Kay, I will be after you next, El Maestro! Hahaha!