Captain Goldtop's 'Horror' Scopes!

I hate you all. You puny little humans. All that energy you expend on your existence and for what. So each day you can decide how to lead your puny little lives based on the ramblings of some cobweb covered charlatan? Well, I can do a better job than all of them put together!



Yes, feel how insignificant you are compared to my superior brain!

(Goldtop)

Captain Goldtop's Horror-Scopes!

Goldtop takes over the World!

It is quite simple. Goldtop is evil...



Our first comic book installment from our latest HD short, 'Jay and Kay Save the World!'

Goldtop!

Milk! From Outer Space!

I really liked doing this, both as a short film and as a comic strip.

Originally, Nick came to me and asked me to shoot Jay and Kay in the back garden, just chatting, and most importantly, having the milk bottle 'disappear. He then told me to 'trust him'. So I did. A few weeks later, he brought me the animation sequence and so was born the two alter egos of Silvertop and Goldtop.



The reason why I have enjoyed this webisode so much is that the story is continued in the latest incarnation of Caution Wet paint, Jay and Kay Save the World! Yep, give me a chance, and I will string a story out far beyond the stars...into the realms of madness!

Milk! From Outer Space!

(el d.)

I love you Captain...

Dear Captain Goldtop,

I love you, please be my friend...



La Pxx

Goldtop fumes

Yes! Idiots! All of you! Especially that fool you call El Director! Who the hell does he think he is! Casting those two idiots, Jay and Kay in a fancy Comic Strip! What! Where is my own comic strip! I am the greatest personage ever to walk on this Earth, and I do not have a comic strip to my name! Watch out 'Director', I am going to kill you!

From CWP Comic Issue 5 - 'The Suitcase'

Goldtop Returns:

Earthmen! You have annoyed me today! You smell! Of rancid milk! AND I DO NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU! At all! I have been an Odyssey through space! Yes! I have arrived here on Earth! And now prepare down to your new master. ME! And my minion, Silvertop....

Praise (or feedback) 2

Self congratulatory e-mails? I would never think of such a thing El Maestro...

Idiots!

I leave Plov for one minute and on my return, what do I find out? Everyone is an idiot! Beguiled by their own complete incompetency, I am shocked to be associated with such impotent devils! To call them colleagues would be an insult to my own greatness, nay not perceived but the actual regality of my own superior intellect! Why they all deserved to be crushed in the grinding machine of glass recycling and to be finely distributed as beach material for Dubai's latest folly such is my appreciation of their own skills and talents. Imbeciles! Idiots! Impotents! I hate you all!

Re-Shoots

Every director's nightmare, when trawling through the footage. The realisation that somewhere along the line, I fluffed up, and I need to re-shoot a scene. The organisation required for a shoot is immense, but for a re-shoot is even more painful. The actors have moved on, the crew are nowhere to be found. To schedule everyone in again is a piece of logistical heartache!

Thankfully, this re-shoot required no additional crew. And luckily, I was working with the two best actors in the business...

Frame by Frame (1a)

In response to yesterday's fantastic vlog from El M, I will reveal the secrets and more importantly the backache involved with stop motion animation...but for now, it is back to killing Silvertop...

I'm in the mood for KILL

For such a piece of comic genius it is surprising that we have a character like Captain Goldtop.

Now, the whole concept of Goldtop was from El M. And what a concept. Talking milk bottles, invasion from outer space. Who ever thought that two simple guys at a bus stop would become something a bit more sinister. Keep watching...

Goldtop speaks...through image!

Imbecilles! See how great I am!

Captaon Goldtop returns to insult you all!

You imbeciles! Yes, you know who you are. Do you know who Captain Goldtop, tyrant, genius and all round milk bottle.

Now, this weekend, I will be making some veedeeoos for this silly thing known as Caution Wet Paint. Obviously, this is the brainchild of some sick, twiated individual, but the pay is good and the economy of Plov is not that good after the hedonism of one chilli obsessed individual.

So, this will be the chance to exercise my iron will on a group of individuals who know nothing but idiocy. Yes, I will kill them all...hahahahahaha!

A correction to that cheesy twit known as...

...El Maestro!



You are wrong! You imbecile! Just wait until my ship is repaired, and then you will truly know where milk comes from. There is only one planet where milk originates - PLOV!

I will kill all you Earthlings, slaves, and after Jay and Kay, I will be after you next, El Maestro! Hahaha!