El Director fires El Maestro

PRESS RELEASE 1:

After an illustrious partnership spanning four years, El Director and El Maestro will no longer be working together in the film industry. This is due to El Maestro wanting to spend more time with his family and of course has no bearing on their work, which will continue to entertain for decades to come.


PRESS RELEASE 2:

After four years of trying to understand each other, El Director and El Maestro have had enough and instead of settling their differences like children have resorted to a game of Russian Roulette.

El Director won.

As part of the celebrations, El Director went missing for 24 hours where he was found lying in a gutter by Lars Grooven. Lars discovered that El Director had a stash of chilli and immediately they hit it off, combining Lars' love of chilli with El Director's love of bondage...