Captain Goldtop's 'Horror' Scopes!

I hate you all. You puny little humans. All that energy you expend on your existence and for what. So each day you can decide how to lead your puny little lives based on the ramblings of some cobweb covered charlatan? Well, I can do a better job than all of them put together!



Yes, feel how insignificant you are compared to my superior brain!

(Goldtop)

Captain Goldtop's Horror-Scopes!

Sundays

Looking out the window, it is a tad dreary, watching re-runs on the tele and doing some nvq work...and I was thinking of what an exciting year ahead will be for Caution, Wet Paint. We have more plans for our favourite duo and will keep you posted on all progress. We also have new exciting projects in the pipleine, so watch thi sspace..

Talk...

It's good to talk. Or talk is cheap? Nonetheless, the pre-production stage is fraught with conversation. Talk of one project, talk of another and so on. There are three projects I am currently pursuing, projects where I am in charge plus another which I have begun to collaborate on. Four projects of the year. Plus the one project in post-production, 'Amigos Amigos', which as a documentary has been very challenging to piece together. This has been a week of talk and the next week will be filled with more of the same. Talk. Discussion and bringing together of many people. Let us see how it all turns out...

It's an Election Year! (1)

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Get your own

And so we're off. On one side we have the incumbent Labour Party who are desperate to cling onto power despite the fact that they are truly awful. And on the other hand we have the Conservatives who are desperate to assume their natural position as Lord and Masters of the Universe. Great. Oh, and then there are the Lib Dems who have not got a hope in hell. This is choice, this is the mother of all democracies! This is Great Britain!

Tooth Decay

Oh, how I wish for a Hung Parliament. Then something productive might actually happen...

Its Over!

Hey bloggers!!

I have finally finished doing the tax for the week woohoo!! I am relieved and excited but...just when I thought it was over, another tax letter came through the post...when will it all get better?!!!!!

Phew back to the grinding mill....

A Pre-Production Week

It has been a busy week. Rushing about and talking with a lot of potential partners on my latest film venture. Unlike Jay and Kay Save the World, I want to expand the scope of this new film. I do not know exactly what will happen, but I am looking for external sources of funding. More importantly, I am putting together a complete plan from these initial stages right through to the distribution technique. That is the big thing, distribution. But the plan is coming together, slowly...

Cash for YOUR Chav Gold!

Pawn shops are nothing new. As old as humanity itself, there has always been a need to trade personal valuables for short/long term cash. What is new in the UK is the rise in 'Cash for Gold' merchants. These businesses advertise on satellite TV during daytime soap operas claiming to solve all your money worries (what's new?) by giving you cash for your gold.

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Get your own

Of course with gold at an all time high, we at Caution Wet Paint are proud to announce our newest partner! If you have tatty gold lying about in your home, then send it to cash_for_your_gold.co.uk and they will give you money! Yey!

Cash for YOUR Chav Gold!

Hello,

La Producer here, it has been a busy week, with April coming up, we need to sort out the finances, not so great when Christmas was only well a month ago! All the frenzied shopping has left the bank account in the ahem, red...

Oh well, looking forward to a more productive year ahead for 2010!

xx

January Business

Today was a business day. Meeting with people and sorting out taxes and bank accounts, for the company. Yes, not exactly the glamorous world. But, that is the official needs of a film company...

Taxes...

Apologies for the lack of comic strip this week, but Her Majesty's Customs and Revenue are the priority for now!



To be honest, the form is not so bad. It is just the natural instinct, the fear of the taxman that gets to me. Plus the guys at the tax office are bloody patient. I'm ringing them every five minutes about this number or that error message. I suppose I am not the only one!