El Director = Serial Killer

So Kay wants to kill me?

Go on, make my day...



(El D.)

Vlog in the Park

This is going to be a huge event, next Friday (8th August) from 2pm until late in Hyde Park. Bring your cameras and get down to Central London for a bit of social, a bit of food and a lot of videeeeeeos! Bring a camera, a sense of fun and yourself for waht will be summer's most 2.0 experience!

Vlog in the Park

Join us for what will be one crazy day! All invited!

Country

El Director does not leave London often. If he does, it is normally somewhere nice, via an airport. But this month, he is out of the capital twice, domestic, and in a surprising bout of environmentalism is taking public transport there. The first is tomorrow, to the hay fever soaked hills of Kent to see how aliens make hops. It will prove to be a most excessive bout of fun-fueled mayhem and murder along lines that many people would cry along.

Oh, so do take the train darling. It is a most glorious way to travel. Really? Well, I do aim to do some editing on board tomorrow, so we will see about that!

Tally Ho! (El D - he needs more sleep...)

We are the greatest!

Sit back and Enjoy the greatest show on Earth - Caution Wet Paint!



Though I have to admit that it is a low quality version, especially the sound quality. So please view it in 'high quality' or click here to fully appreciate our kinkiness!

We are: Caution Wet Paint!
Uploaded by cautionwetpaint

Night Time Lick

Just wanted to show off my new hair cut although you can't really see it and it looks like a mess!

Oh yes and ofcourse Caution Wet Paint...What really happened to my designs...

By the way LOVE THE GAME BELOW - the milk bottles were too fast for me....until next time goldtop and silvertop....i will get you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



www.cautionwetpaintmovie.com

la producer xx

Procrastination Station

This has been on my to-do list for a few months, but I figured that I might as well get a concept version of this shoot-em-up out there, as I'm fully booked until late 2009...

There is no "ending" yet, but the final version will feature multiple levels, big explosions, choice of weapons, mobile phone compatibility etc etc.

Yee-Hah!

My new fashion sense...

Site Update

Thanks El D..! Just to add a quick note to say that I've just updated my website with a clearer design and some new audio... I might install a blog (or "blagoratory") soon so that I have a space to post some of my creations outside of the realm of music, such as cartoons, jokes, music journalism, software development etc... I'll put up a post when its done.

Best wishes to all,

El Maestro

Live Webcast from the CWP Movie Set

Just adding the the last post is a vlog and yes, we will be live on BlogTV (and maybe Stickam if we can muster it).



Vlog

See you Monday.

Oh, of course, it won't be for the full day, but only for the first hour or so. Laptop battery, plus the fact that I will not be able to swear and shout on set if the webcam is still on (El D).

Oh, and just a reminder. If you want to really annoy El Maestro, then tell him happy birthday

Live from the Caution Wet Paint set!

Live from the set on Monday, 28th July, Jay, Kay and of course, EL D. will be shooting more webisodes and 'dress rehearsing' for a new short for film festivals all in the 'Caution Wet Paint universe!



Join us 10.30am London time (09:30 GMT) on Monday for more fun...and get to see what a real live set looks like!

Ooooh-Eeeeh!

All right, I am kind of excited. Yes, I am up to something, something funky. It may or may not turn out right, but I have that tingle...(El D.)

T-Shirts - Ideas from La Producer!

I have had a few ideas, but this week I have been rushed off my feet with lots of things to do. But I hope you like them and any feedback would be greatly appreciated!

The Latest Vlog

i like you

I am back from holiday. I like my films but I like to kill my el director. killlllllllllllllllllllllllll.

Living the Dream...Monday Morning

On a very serious note, El Director has decided to ask a question to all youtubers and the world in general.

When do we stop living the dream and start facing reality?

My Favourite Dress

Thought I would share something close to my heart...

Have any of you ever had a favourite outift that somehow does not compare to the rest in your wardrobe? Still don't know what I am talking about?? Well take a look at the repeat performance of a certain ahem dress I have....

The one that becomes like a uniform - I mean you can have a heap of outfits but yet - it is the one you can not do without



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perfect for that first date or going down to the beach...




...gallery smoozing.....there when you need to give support to those in need.....



meeting friends...



you know the one I am talking about...that special one that you become attached to - a partner of sorts who sees you through thick and thin.



No i am going out tomorrow hmmmm what on earth am I going to wear - my fave dress is in the wash!!!!!

la producer xx

A serious week:

Today, is quite a serious day for blogging. So much so, that even the Caution Wet Paint blog has a serious undertone to it. Am I growing up? Surely not?

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Our Future from a Londoner's Point of View: The Rise of India and China

This article is part three in the series so far looking at the future of humanity from a Londoner's point of view.

For me, writing about China and India was one of the tougher articles. The fact of the matter is that more than climate change or oil prices, there are no easy solutions to adapt to the rise of these two new Superpowers. It will either be a case of engagement or London will cease to exist in its present form. The growth of India and China will revolutionise the way we lead our lives tomorrow.



The article.

The video.

Next week, my final part in the series, Web 2.0...

I miss Kay...

So, I have begun to look at my cheque book.



So cold, so lonely...

La Producer Speaks!

Enough of these milky shenanigans. El D, El M and especially Goldtop, QUIET! We have to hear the voices of Jay and Kay, we need to hear from them, the main characters, the reason we are all here!

Where are you guys? Jay? Kay? Hello, where are you? It is all a bit quiet on the Western Front...oh well, not being one to hog the limelight too much, I am currently pulling my hair out when it comes to these T-Shirts. More explained in my latest vlog

The Big Office

Today was another step in the direction of Corporate Wet Paint. Now, I make no illusions to this as El Director. I want to become corporate for one very big reason - I want the world to see the creation of Jay and Kay. Also the money is there...

Since Cannes, things have become far more serious in the film making world. Today was one of those days. It is not everyday that you get to meet up with the European Product Manager of a major Camera Firm. Yep, this guy deals with all of Europe, the EU, the world's richest trading block when it comes to big chunky professional cameras. And I had a breakfast one-to-one with him.

I did not blag, pretend or cover-up during this meeting. After all, I am a potential customer, so I told him what I thought of his equipment (they are damn good), what I am looking for as a film maker (his target market), and what I would like to see his company do and how they could appeal to me (stop being too technical).

I also told him of his competitors and told him what they are doing right (marketing) and wrong (technical). Essentially his company produces the best products, but has not engaged the film maker and so has to compete ferociously with its rivals.

We also touched upon how we could work together. 'Wow' puts it into context. I do admire his company and when I upgrade my camera, odds are that I will buy his equipment. I am already a happy customer and I know his products will work. I have used other camera and I have not been able to achieve the same results, usually as they are flimsy pieces of kit. And yes, I would love to get my hands on a piece of his equipment. He did not have to sell me his camera, if I had the cash, I would buy his stuff tomorrow.

Overall, a very interesting meeting. The future is open to many possibilities and today could have been a possibility. But for now, it is time for me to get back to that opera!

A correction to that cheesy twit known as...

...El Maestro!



You are wrong! You imbecile! Just wait until my ship is repaired, and then you will truly know where milk comes from. There is only one planet where milk originates - PLOV!

I will kill all you Earthlings, slaves, and after Jay and Kay, I will be after you next, El Maestro! Hahaha!

What you Really Should Know About Milk...

Here at Caution, Wet Paint, we also aim to educate and inform you; the general (non-paying) public.

First up, a cockney sing-along about MILK. You have been warned.

(Of course its a tribute to Weebl and Bob).

- El Maestro

Traffic Lights...

Imagine if traffic lights had a personality. Yeah, you know, Red, Amber and Green, imagine if they had a personality. You come to a certain road junction and always the lights turn red, and you think 'you ******' to yourself.

But what if the lights had a personality. What would they be like. Well, I reckon the ones at Traflgar Square are mildly anarchistic, while the traffic lights at Stockwell are plain sadistic. The ones in Morden are vindictive little buggers while the ones in Streatham are actually all right, if it is night time.

All right, El Director is off to bed, it has been a long night!

London has a sense of Humour

I really cannot get over this! It is an Elephant with a Castle on top of it! Hahaha!



And you thought my obsession with milk was strange...(El D.)

Monday Montuno

Oh right, in my post-gig state I naturally assumed you were talking about Tito Puente or something.

Well I'm disappointed that you weren't. To make amends:

Happy Monday? I will spend most of it sleeping. (El Maestro)

El Director es muy...

Ah, the kiddies are on this channel and so I must be good. When I mean Latin Quarter, El Maestro, I am talking about that wonderful part of London known as the Elephant and Castle, a marvellous place filled with the vibrancy of Rio and the mystique of El D.F.



Of course, what else could El Director be thinking about when he mentions the Latin Quarter. More milk anyone?

2010? Far too early...

Recovery in 2010

We will see. Personally, I think the whole scenario about lowerin oil prices is just too optimistic. Also, it depends how many credit card debts are defaulted - that is the big question not answered.

See you by 2012 maybe?

Countries

There is one place I want to make it more than any other, at this moment in time.

Japan.

Quite simply, I love Japan and all things Japanese. I also think they would really love Jay and Kay.

Well, a man can dream...(el d.)

Babarouge is Back!

I have been unusually slack in maintaining my managerial duties recently and so I have decided to make amends by revitalising the Corporate side of things....

www.babarouge.com - is back and relaunched in all new bluey, purpley, pinky kind of colour. Ambiguous, just the way I like it...(el d.)

From my Inbox...

My old friend Smokey Redtop says thanks for all your kind messages and he was more than pleased to help us out on the soundtrack to our last film…

Peace Out - El Maesto

La Producer designs and is Online!

Just a quick hello! And to say that the funky jewellery that you see Kay magnificently giving to Jay in The Gift is now available online at:

www.oliviaantoinetteduke.com.

As I progress, I will be adding more jewellery and very soon, T-Shirts and clothes from the world of Caution Wet Paint

Vlog365

A great new project on Youtube, Vlog365 which is a collaboration between different Youtube users in order to post a vlog everyday for a year. Dom came up with this great idea.

Our vlog for yesterday and hopefully every Tuesday we will be a regular part of this fantastic project! Check it out and join in!

Our Gift to You!

Jay and Kay are back with our latest webisode - The Gift!

Caution Wet Paint - The Gift!
Uploaded by cautionwetpaint

Oh my gosh, it's so exciting!

Painting my T-Shirts

Ok, so after my first vlog, I am set to design Jay and Kay t-shirts...have been experimenting with painting pretty patterns onto the shirts but it seems to look like something out of 'Art Attack' - anybody ever saw that kiddie programme?? That I watched as a ahem young, impressionable teenager...

So yes there will be some haute couture by this week coming out of the Duke Factory...I better get sewing rather than painting!

la producer

Ooo did I mention I also have a ton of paperwork to sift through??!!!

The Internet is not free...

So says the Tehran Times. I know, the irony of a comment like this coming from Iran, but they have a point. The ruling of a US court allowing Google to give up 'non-sensitive' information such as your own IP address to Viacom.

But before I go any further, let me replace the word 'Viacom' with 'MTV' or 'South Park'. Yeah, that's better, how does it feel now? Anytime you have watched a clipping of MTV or Kenny getting killled. Or even a piece of Star Trek, there you go, MTV will probably try to sue you.

I could go into the whole corporate hogwash and start blubbering about how this is the end for democracy. No, instead I shall keep it simple.

Paramount Pictures have made nothing good in the last few years, nothing memorable in terms of films. MTV is just cribbing itself to death and to be honest, the actions of this company sounds like an organisation in trouble. Instead of trying to hold desperately onto the past, just accept the future, embrace it and adapt to it.

It is actions like this that could make Viacom another MGM.

El Director's Guide to Blogging Part 2: Commentary

It is interesting that the commentary box is a most under utilised utility on this blog. Now I know that people do read it, but, and maybe it is a British thing, we are very reluctant to post a comment on the blog page.

But it is always nice to get feedback. It is interesting that I get far more feedback on my youtube pages than I do here on blogger. And I know less people watch the videos that read the blogs. Still...

So do not be scared, pop up the comment box, and feel the excitement of commentary...

El Director's Guide to Writing a Blog

1) Sign into blog with your username and password.

2) Write a few lines. Wit is not a necessity, just content.

3) If you are feeling plucky, then attach a picture, or even a video. Note the example below



4) If your blog is published on more than one site (for example, Myspace and Blogger) then copy and paste from one page to the next.

5) Hit the 'publish post' button.

Voila! The blog has been posted. The world can now view your thoughts and words.

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It is so simple, El Director wonders why everyone does not have their own personal blog, or at least one posting a week.

It's so easy...like taking candy...from a baby! 1, 2, 3, (4 & 5)...

Jay is back!

Oooh, Kinky!

Push ups or art? It is for you to decide...

Free Mobile Ringtones from Caution Wet Paint!

They are here - those funky tunes and the rhythmic beats of El Maestro, for you to play on your phone and dance around like Jay and Kay!

Just a note, this particular episode was 'Jay's' idea...

So enjoy the music spills of Caution Wet Paint on your mobile phone. Download for free today!

Ringtones for Caution Wet Paint on your mobile Phone!

Days off

Free as a bird, today El Director was soaring through the streets of South London, gently curving away on a not-so-new bicycle from ye olde shoppe!

Also saw the hit Tamil flick Dasavatharam at the pictures - three hours of fun, cannot be beaten by anyone, especially with Kamal Hassan in ten roles. I loved every minute of it, a typical Tamil film, but just WOW.

Yeah, what a way to spend a day off...