Tuesday 30 September 2008

Vlog's Up?

This is quite simply the most talebted piece of youtubing and vlogging since sliced bread. The opinions of the masses ad more importantly, the wackiness of Caution Wet Paint mixed in with some very talented people...



Our first Vlog's Up Video

The Vlog's Up Channel

Check it out and enjoy the fun...

Monday 29 September 2008

Fashionistas!

El Director and Kay were sitting by the catwalk at London Fashion week:



(Note, that they were dressed far more fashionably than the above picture suggests)

El Director: Kay, do you see the way these models walk?
Kay: Yes...
El Director: The way they strut down the catwalk?
Kay: Strut?
El Director: Yes, you know. Nipples out, suck in cheeks, hips wriggling!
Kay: I have no hips!
El Director: Of course you do. All you need is some shapely jeans, put your butt out and Bob's your uncle, you have hips!
Kay: Okay.

Kay looks round nervously as El Director slaps his back.

El Director: Here, look, do you see the way they walk. Now why can't you do that in an episode of Caution Wet Paint. Now that would be classy!

Kay slowly edges away from the seat, hoping El Director does not notice that he is missing...

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See Kuldip's Vlog and Opinions from London Fashion Week - HERE!

Sunday 28 September 2008

Saturday 27 September 2008

The Cookie Crisis

'The Really Tubby Cookie Company' has been bailed out by the British Government to the tune of GBP40-Billion after last minute talks to save the company from collapse as a result of the Cookie Crunch that is sweeping the Global Biscuit Markets.

A spokesperson for H.M. Treasury had this to say on the controversial decision to intervene to stop what could have been the largest squishing of dough in the history of baking.

'Cookies are fundamental to the structure of the modern day diet. To have let 'Really Tubby' go under would have meant a devastating effect on the world as we know it. For could we, as a society, really function without the fresh injection of cookies into the system. Virtually every British household would have been adversely affected had this deal not gone ahead.'

Lord Fat Cat of 'The Really Tubby Cookie Company' is set to step down admitting that 'grave errors of judgement' had been made during his four month tenure at the head of Europe's largest dealer in Biscuit and Biscuit Based Commodities. Thanks to the lucrative contract that he was handed out and thanks to the lack of government care into how taxpayers money is spent (after all, Lord Fat Cat is a generous donor to the Government's Political Party) Lord Fat Cat will stand down retaining his share options, a GBP2-Million pay-off, a villa in the South of France and his chalet in the Swiss Alps as well as a free car parking space in the City of Westminster.

Quite how the Cookie Crisis exploded so spectacularly in the face of 'The Really Tubby Cookie Company' remains shocking now with 'hindsight'. Quite simply, 'Really Tubby' was handing out Cookies to anyone who waved a piece of paper saying 'IOU, Promise!'. Without the proper research into the Crunch Rating of individuals or companies, 'Really Tubby' lent out far more than it received and in the end, when liquidity in the Global Biscuit Market felt the lack of milk, 'The Really Tubby Cookie Company' was left without any biscuits in the tin.

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It remains to be seen how the crumbs from this latest bite into the Cookie Market will be received by traders when the exchanges reopen this Monday.

Friday 26 September 2008

Greetings from Your New Leader



Hello bloggers HAHAHWAAAHAAAAAA yessssss the crown is mine ALL MINE and NOOOWWWW you will be my SlAAAAAAAVVVVVESSSSSSSSSSSS no more El Director yesssss we have sent him to our...refuge houses on PLOV where he is being froce fed our national dish PLOV!

Meet our two new slavees ooohh I mean employees...



Now we must work on that pesky El Maestro the jazz police will not save you this time!!!! You will be our slaaave!!

Your New Leader,

Captain Gold Top xx (posing as Smokey Red Top)

Thursday 25 September 2008

Apology

A spokesperson for Babarouge has this to say after yesterday's blog post.

'We at Babarouge Ltd. would like to apologise for the shocking material that was released in the name of 'Caution Wet Paint' by former Director, Charles Michel Duke. We at Babarouge Ltd. have always attained the highest standards in terms of conduct to our staff and the public as a whole. The shocking abuse by Mr. Duke has forced us to terminate our association with him as a film maker. There is no way that we find his treatment of the staff at Babarouge Ltd. acceptable in any way. Bullying and harassment is not tolerated in the workplace and we at Babarouge Ltd. adhere to the highest standards of workplace practice. The decision to terminate our association was taken with the health and safety of our employees being our upmost priority.'

Wednesday 24 September 2008

He's Back



What the hell is happening here! Oi you, get back to work, you pull your finger out of your butt-hole and YOU, do you really think that classifies as an effort. Useless, all of you!

El Director is back, and he is not happy...

Tuesday 23 September 2008

Nostalgia

I have been feeling nostalgic of late whilst missing El D. (although someone made a blog yesterday and it was not me so my suspicions lay with the real El D. or some ghastly impersonator - could have sworn my laptop moved yesterday...)

Anyway whilst he has been away, I have been watching all the webisodes of CWP and I came across one of our most viewed webisodes to date:



I eagerly anticipate more as I know you all do and I promise as soon as El Director is back there will be more fun with Jay, Kay, El Director, El Maestro and the CWP team

La Producer xx

p.s. my imaginary PA just called me and said El Director has been seen eating Plov at Waterloo...mmmm the plot thickens

Monday 22 September 2008

The Comment Box

Blogs have comment boxes. Personally I love to comment on everyone's blogs. But sometimes the comment box does not work. And Nick, I love your blog but I need to use the comment box! And I can't!

UPDATE (El Maestro) Thanks for pointing that out - there was a minor technical glitch and now its fixed. They still require me to approve them manually. BTW its common etiquette to contact about such issues on a private medium (eg text/email) rather than broadcasting it to the whole world... Thus I'm replying here rather than using the comment box. If you have nothing better to blog about then perhaps you could put the time into other uses such as improving your Google ratings?

(I have woken up this morning and already hate this computer).

Remember - it only does what you instruct it to do...

Sunday 21 September 2008

El Maestro's Lab...

Word up people! This is the "Blagoratory"... my private "lab" space where I post some of the random ideas that come into my head from the worlds of music, comedy, cartoons, computers and much more...

Just click the link above to open in a new window.

-El Maestro

Saturday 20 September 2008

Which One is Your Favourite?



Hello bloggers; just want to say that we are continuing to search for El Director...there have been reports that he has been spotted wearing a sombrero wandering around the Atlas Mountains and even on Easter Island - however there have been more disturbing sitings of El Director driving a milk van around London screaming I am Captain Gold Top's slave and live on the Planet Plov...more of that later...

Just wanted to bring to your attention that at CWP we currently have a quiz on our website asking our lovely viewers to rate their favourite CWP webisode - to see more just check out our page on our youtube page to see our webisodes and vote!

Here are a few of the best to remind you of what CWP is really about...

Classic:



Kinky:



Buy One, Get One Free...(my personal fave!!)



And the downright freaky...eeekkkk am being beamed onto Planet Plove - HEeeellllpppp!

Friday 19 September 2008

A Few Words of Wisdom

CWP interrupts the hunt for El Director to bring you a few words of wisdom from Kay...



We were also the 89th most viewed comedians today on youtube so thank you to our viewers!

Ari Gill - Hunts down El Director!

Hi

So the El Director has vanished!

Well I am on the case! Check it out!

Thursday 18 September 2008

Message in a Milk Bottle




This morning at precisely 10.15am when la producer was coming back from her morning hike in the valleys and hills of surrey, she saw something very suspicious at her front door - upon closer inspection, she saw that it was in fact an empty milk bottle with a piece of paper inside....




After opening the milk bottle this is what it had to say...



OMG - after yesterday's broadcast from the Planet Plov could it be that El Director is really there with Captain Gold Top and Smokey Red Top with a bad case of the Jazz Disease or could it in fact be something more sinister...?

Who can save El Director now?!! Stay tuned...

Wednesday 17 September 2008

Come to Plov!

We interrupt this blog to bring you important news...

Do not adjust your set!

- El Maestro

Tuesday 16 September 2008

Interview with the Mother of El Director

Hello all bloggers and viewers; thank you for tuning in to the Caution Wet Paint blog channel.

As you have seen from the two previous blogs, El Director is nowhere to be seen - there are no clear clues as to his whereabouts but the local authorities have deduced that El Director was kidnapped by some funky characters that have links to milk bottles and smoke.

Now in an exclusive interview with the mother of El Director, she sheds some light on to the identity of her son's captors and asks the general public - 'Have you seen him? Tell me have you seen him? lalalaaa'



Please message us if you know more about the whereabouts of El Director or the identities of his milk obsessed captors...

The Hunt For El Director Continues - Some Well Wishers

As we continue to investigate the mysterious whereabouts of El Director, a flood of fans have been sending their thoughts and well wishes to El D.

Here Kuldip aka Kay shares with us his news and well wished to El D.



Coming up later in the day: more clues and an interview with El Director's mother...

Monday 15 September 2008

The Hunt For El Director



This morning at approximately 9.16am, it was noticed that El Director had abandoned his station at the computer and was nowhere to be found...having left all his beloved possessions including his trusty milk bottle, DVD of Caution Wet Paint - Chilli (The Bondage Webisode), and the Greatest Hits Collection of Lars Grooven, it became apparent to his family and friends, that something was seriously wrong with El D.

After further investigation by the local authorities, it was determined that El D.'s disappearance was down to foul play and he had in fact been kidnapped!

Here are the clues:

1) A puff of Smoke:



2) A Red Top:




3) Two abandoned milk bottles with a cold trail of milk...




And finally:

4) An abandoned knife on the kitchen sink...




But by who??! With only a handful of clues, can you work out who kidnapped El D.?

We think the we can find the clues in the Caution Wet Paint Webisodes

Sunday 14 September 2008

Voting!

For any of the eagle eyed viewers out there, we have had a new little widget installed on our website. Basically, you, the public, get the chance to vote for your favourite webisode! So what are you waiting for? Vote and tell the team exactly what your fave part of CWP was...

Saturday 13 September 2008

The Blognet Awards!

The Vlog does the Talking!



Vote for us (if you think we are good enough) at the blognet awards: Vote here

And if any of my readers have a blog, tell me, and I will add you to my blogroll!

Friday 12 September 2008

The Ingredients of Caution Wet Paint 5: The Music

Oh yes, for us, it is all about the music! As you can see from yesterday's video we love to boogey away, and for us it is the music that moves us. It moves us to give as well as to receive! More than anything else, the music of Caution Wet Paint makes us the comedy that we are. For where else do you find Bollywood, Kung Fu and of course, plenty of milk?

So, for the final and most vital ingredient of CWP look no further than our own musical delights on offer:



Enjoy!

Thursday 11 September 2008

Snake Dance

Hello everyone!! Ok as you know I am impartial to random dance vlogs and since I had not done a vlog for a little while as La Producer, I thought I would treat you all to my snake dance!

The snake dance was inspired by the original Snake Dance vlog by Kuldip Nandola aka KAY so take a look and see how I was inspired! Also if you feel inspired why not join in and do a Caution, Wet Paint Kay's Snake Vlog?? Would love to see all you dance moves - just post it as a response to the Snake Dance on our Caution Wet Paint youtube channel







If you also liked the lace camisole - I made it!! It is made of back cotton and red lace!! Am also styling out my leopard at night necklace!

For more information, please message me or take a look at Twisted Knickers

La Producer x

The Ingredients of Caution Wet Paint 4: Kay

And so the other half of our comic duo, Kay reveals the lighter, more humourous (humorous) side of the Caution Wet Paint videos and webisodes. Light and fluffy, Kay is everybody's favourite (favorite) postman (mailman).

But there is a more sinister side to Kay. Comedy that is dark and that goes beyond the brightness of a bottle of milk. He has an evil streak, masked by his carefree grin. For Kay is not just some simpleton postman but a devious individual who is looking for only one thing from Jay. Bondage.

For wherever there is Jay, there as to be Kay. Ying to the Yang, heads to the tales, it is virtually impossible to have one without the other. And so we give you the fourth ingredient of Caution Wet Paint.



Kay the Cool.

Wednesday 10 September 2008

The ingredients of Caution Wet Paint 3: Jay...

Simple really. Jay is the 'sex' of CWP. Also known as Le Stud and of course, as the Master of the Comic book. However, his greatest role in the universe of CWP is the webisode The Funky Brothers. For if you are going to do something, let it be creative.

Thanks to Jay (all his idea), it is time to get funky...

Tuesday 9 September 2008

The Ingredients of Caution Wet Paint 2: Dance!

If there is one thing that characterises our attention to detail, it is the way we dance. Spontaneous, funky or just plain silly, any excuse and we will start to wriggle our butts and boogie away. The funniest thing is that beyond the world of CWP we are getting funky in our own time. Example:



And often we dance for simple joy as well as fun! Next Example:



So take a wander down rhythm lane and get boogeying. For to dance is to really feel life itself! And here at CWP we are always living the fantasy...

Monday 8 September 2008

The Ingredients of Caution Wet Paint 1: Milk!

We have Jay. We have Kay. But these two great guys are just part of the blend that makes Caution Wet Paint what it is. But there is something a little more to add to the spice. Something that makes us tingle with irrefutable joy! That one thing, is MILK!

But we are not just talking about simple bottles of milk, sitting there, quietly minding their own business. We are talking about gallons of the stuff giving us joy and wonder to behold! For us, milk is more than a drink. It is a companion, a bond between brothers and of course, a couple of aliens from Outer Space.

(Take the hint, click on the links above and watch the vids. Or we will KILL you)

Ahem. But for us at CWP, the most significant episode of milky joy happens to come from a little webisode involving pizza:

Enjoy!



Vote for us at the Blognet Blog Awards!

Sunday 7 September 2008

The Ingredients that make up CWP

Over here on the CWP Blog we are going to spend the next week looking at what makes a good webisode:



Just like a cake, there are many ingredients to Caution Wet Paint. And over the next week I will share with you some of the assorted flavours that make up the steaming tasty buns that you can view all the time, whenever you want, right here...

Some are wonderful titbits, some tastes may have to be acquired. But just like marmite, it is irresistible. Unless, of course, you do not like marmite (FREAKS!)

So join the Blog Net Award nominated blog all next week, for a little peek into all things kinky...

Saturday 6 September 2008

The Jazz Diva?

From tomorrow I will dedicate a whole week (well, maybe a few days) explaining the real ingredients that makes up Caution Wet Paint. But first, we have had many queries on who the jazz diva of CWP is.

Well, introducing to you, the one, and only, Smokey Redtop, the world's first singing milk bottle!



All right, so many of you out there cannot believe that a milk bottle can sing. But let me make one statement to change your mind. This is London, not Disneyland! Anything can happen here...and sometimes milk bottles feel more than just cold and, well, milky.

And so introducing our very own Jazz Diva, Smokey Redtop - the world's first singing milk bottle!

Smokey Redtop's "The Gift!"








Friday 5 September 2008

All Sports on the Web

One of the first people we met online was Walter who runs the great All Sports on the Web, a great site that reports on extreme sports, especially Ice Hockey. Before stumbling across this page, we had not a clue about the huge sports scene in Canada, but now, we are well educated on the subject of 'Hockey'. Also, it's just loads of fun!

You'll see the link when you scroll down the page, or just click here!



All Sports on the Web! Home to Canada's Iciest Sports

Thursday 4 September 2008

Vlog 365...

Vlog 365 is a big part of the CWP world. Not only because we are given a louder platform, but we are also privileged to share it with some very talented people!

Our Vlog365 Offering

Wednesday 3 September 2008

New Webisodes - Ice Hockey, coming soon...

I love hockey...well, maybe I am not Canadian enough to enjoy the more subtle aspects of the game. But people punching their way to victory while rolling around on tiny ice blades has to admire my admiration, and of course, the admiration of the entire Caution Wet Paint team...



All Sports on the Web, home to Canada's Iciest Sports!

Tuesday 2 September 2008

Vlogging vs Blogging

Over the last week, this blog has been filled with videos, almost making it a vlog, rather than a place in which the cast and crew actually write. This is not surprising, considering the fact that we are primarily involved in filming and we try to show the highs and lows on our journey in making CWP. So today is an attempt at a blog - as good an attempt after under five hours sleep.

Sleep - something of the dammed. You never remember a good night's sleep, but it is always something the body craves, like greasy food or sugar. Too much is bad for you, yet we need it regularly. Personally, if I could, I would not sleep at all, but even when I can, my sleeping patterns are haywire and all over the place.

That's it for now. I will also be doing a small video for All Sports on the Web, as that is nearly cut. It should be out by Wed.

(el d)

Monday 1 September 2008

Shooting

Shooting is the essential part of the film making process. Obviously. And CWP has been shooting a lot recently. But now comes the editing. I have been falling behind recently and so today is going to be spent doing one thing...I better love my computer.

And my sleepy vlog from yesterday...