Captaon Goldtop returns to insult you all!

You imbeciles! Yes, you know who you are. Do you know who Captain Goldtop, tyrant, genius and all round milk bottle.

Now, this weekend, I will be making some veedeeoos for this silly thing known as Caution Wet Paint. Obviously, this is the brainchild of some sick, twiated individual, but the pay is good and the economy of Plov is not that good after the hedonism of one chilli obsessed individual.

So, this will be the chance to exercise my iron will on a group of individuals who know nothing but idiocy. Yes, I will kill them all...hahahahahaha!