Idiots!

I leave Plov for one minute and on my return, what do I find out? Everyone is an idiot! Beguiled by their own complete incompetency, I am shocked to be associated with such impotent devils! To call them colleagues would be an insult to my own greatness, nay not perceived but the actual regality of my own superior intellect! Why they all deserved to be crushed in the grinding machine of glass recycling and to be finely distributed as beach material for Dubai's latest folly such is my appreciation of their own skills and talents. Imbeciles! Idiots! Impotents! I hate you all!