You are wrong! You imbecile! Just wait until my ship is repaired, and then you will truly know where milk comes from. There is only one planet where milk originates - PLOV!
I will kill all you Earthlings, slaves, and after Jay and Kay, I will be after you next, El Maestro! Hahaha!
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Yeah, well as we discussed, "Plov" doesn't really fit the rhythm does it?
Anyway, I gather that the development of musical understanding on planet Plov fell into stagnation after you guys discovered musak.... So you won't know much about such technical matters seeing as you're all too busy listening to such assorted gems as "Simon & Garfunkel, the B&Q Remix", and "level 42, the Elevator Classics". No wonder you're so bent on world domination, you should try venting your pent-up anger anger through some heavy metal, emo rock or Rage Against the Machine for example. In the meantime, remember you've got that Opera to garnish with your ducit tones... and if I were you, I think a spot of corporate rebranding might be in order; "Plov" doesn't sound as appealling a package holiday destination as "Zeldon", it kind of ranks just above Calais from what I've heard...
Insulting the glorious planet of Plov for a bit of cockney rhyming slang! You slag! I will kill you all, er, with a flag!
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