Time to get Silly

Wait, wait, wait a minute! I (El D.) have been far too serious these past few weeks. So in order to rectify this, and just like CNN, Al Jazeera and every other news organisation, I have decided to launch the Caution Wet Paint News Service. Here we will have perfectly manicured hosts (and all of them are fine!), reporting from the war zones of this world bringing you live, 24 hours a day, 6 and a half days a week, all the latest breaking news...


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Okay, maybe we are not as good as the major news organisations...after all, they do fantastic documentaries (which is why I mentioned CNN and AL Jazeera as they are tops for this). The one good thing on TV are the documentaries from the news channels. Not quite the news, repetitive and boring, but an insight into the world we live in. Fascinating stuff. But think about it, if I could have my own newsflash, just for a few seconds, what would be there?

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BREAKING NEWS: Alien Milk Bottles invade Earth. Today at 13.46 local time, Two Milk Bottles have injured a London Postman. Details are still coming in, but it seems these Bottles are attempting to Enslave Humanity. We will have more on this story as it develops.

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It's probably best that I stick to making films...